I've got big ass problems!

So, you wanna know what drives me nuts??? My ass is so freakin big that the whole thing won't tan!!! Hahaha! I lay in the tanning bed, and right kinda under my ass....upper thigh (?) won't get any color. I was bent over the other day "picking something up off the floor" and Brian was like "Umm......baby.....I think you missed a spot!" LOL! Anyways....anyone have any ideas? Ugh.....ok, usually I love my badonkadonk....this is my only complaint. Enough about that....so, the weeks just fly right on by....I LOVE it....loving my job prolly has alot to do with that. I remember previous jobs....not mentioning any names.... *COUGH Hampton Vaughan COUGH COUGH***.....that I effing dreaded going to. But I really really think I found my calling! Patient accounts are my life! Haha....that sounds lame....but its not, I tell you!
So.....while I am slamming local businesses...I ventured from my normal nail salon to Kenny's nail's (currently in the mall...hopefully soon in bankruptcy) and got my fill on Thursday, we went bowling Saturday and my thumb nail broke. These assholes charges me $8.00 to fix my damn nail.....really???
Besides that bs, ALL that I have been doing is wedding this and that. My best friend and sister are both getting married within the next 3 months so we have been super busy! I'm pretty sure the guy at A1 Rentals thinks that Jenn and I are marrying...each other. lol. Owell. I've seen worse female couples...and besides, I'd take that hot bitch any ol day. ; ) RLAD!
Anyways, thats all I got for ya today. Im gonna go watch Shutter Island with my love and put him to bed. Love!